I was at my "cool" job today and there were only two sackers there. Me and this retarded guy who's name i do not care to remember. The certain retarded somebody has allergies to good weather so he went home leaving me to do the work of no less than three grinches. I asked the floor sup what she wanted me to do. She says go out to lot. I say fuck yeah and do it. After I gathered about 70 baskets i realized that i had done more in 45 minutes than that fuckin tard could do in two hours. So decide to give myself an unofficial brake. I sit down next to the chick who was doing sanitation on the bench outside and we talked. THEN the manager Jason Asshole face comes out and asks Are you on break. And I say no(Im thinking oh Shit) He says "theres customers bagging their own groceries" . I say . . .Uhh Im sorry ill get back to work( I think if people buy a shit load of food and save a shit load of money bagging service shouldnt be included).
Then Jason says I would send you home but im shorthanded. I say I wont let it happen again.
(I tried to play it off smooth but that didnt work This was one of the most awkward moments i have ever experienced). Im pretty sure he would'nt have done it anyway because, Its not healthy for a company to fire its most competent people.
Anyway this is what my face was like: O_O
I almost forgot to Add that i am in fact moving out. I dont know if I will have Internet. I will probably end up getting getting a cell and tethering so i can communicate. I dont know if this is for sure but It's about 80%.
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:O did you really? I hope he doesn't grope you while you sleep.
ReplyDeleteHe's scared of you John. He knows you'll murder him in his sleep if he fires you.
ReplyDeleteAnother good blog post! Where you headed, babe? Currently, only smart phones like iphone or G1 support tethering, and thats even after you jailbreak the mother fuckers.
ReplyDeleteim goin 2 my gramps maybe.
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