Oh no my faes

I cant blg right now but this my attempt. I got my wisdom teef cut out this morning, and ive beeen bleedin fom my face ever since. Im on a very powerful paan mediktion and i cant concntrate on annithing.... . ..Oooowwweey!

Dreams: do they mean anything?

I had a dream yesterday that Ms. Storey my, english teacher was scolding me for not finishing my research project. Which is funny cuz I finished it. It was strange though because it seemed so real even though she yelled obcenities at me, then again ms storey would yell obscenties.

Not long ago I had a dream involving apple. We was at his house, me and taylor was. Just sitting there in apple's den playing Left 4 Dead. having a good ole' time laughin' and playing video games. then apple yells at his laptop and slams it closed. He gets up and leaves. I ask what that was all about and taylor shrugs and we keep playing. Then out of nowhere i feel the nudge of cold metal on my temple. i shift my eyes and see its a gun and apples is holding it. He then pulls the trigger and I dont die. I fell the bullet crush and grind its way through the skull behind my eyes and then I watch my brains squish on the floor. Then taylor tries to run but apple follows him. Im sitting in the chair stiil aware but with the center of my head on the ground, Mind you. Any way taylor runs back in the room and apple shoots him dead on the floor in front of me.

-- After I woke up from this dream I tried to stay awake forever!
--What does it mean?

Any way y'all keep an eye on apple: he killed me after all.

One of these days.. .

I really want to blog just not now. I hope you all Live long happy lives *Unless listed below

Apple(Kris)

He's the only one, I hope he dies in his prime

-I don't mean any of that Im just in a terrible state of mind. Watch out I might do something a little . . .would you say, Insane?

Group

I just woke up from a five hour nap. It's raining outside my house, strenuously. I've been going to stupid group therapy for depression from 1:00 to 5:30 and it's getting tiresome. There was this weird druggie guy who was the vocalist for a screamo band. He was trippin balls. All he did was play screamo bullshit from his phone. We all freaked the fuck out when he let out a deep raspy yell of his own. It's almost funny seing people who have more problems than me.

-My pen drawing skill has increased tremendously! alls I do is draw shit and mezmerize all the other problem kids with my Pen-nanigans (new word, maybe)

I'm really tired I think I might be trippin' balls.

F***

I just found out that I'm going to a damn bipolar group therapy thing for nearly six hours a day for the next two weeks to talk to fuck-ups like me who have trouble controlling their moods. They lady who interviewed me today told my mom to hide all the ropes guns and sharp objects so I don't kill myself! Fuck! Damn it! Son O' Bitch!, I cant do nothin' no mores! There will be no hanging out fer the next two weeks!

On a much lighter note. . .

-NOTHING!!!

Im writing while I'm ANGRYYYY!!!
FUCK! SHIT! DICKBUTT!

Sun!

My God in heaven, Look at that rain Sunrise! I honestly don't feel like blogging right now, but if I don't I'm afraid you guys won't think I'm c co coooooool.

This is the greatest freakin' day ever!
Today we have laptops in Ms. storey's class! So Im writing a post...In MS note pad
Appearently it's dress-up-and-act-like-a-pirate-day and no one told me. This one kid in my class is completely decked out. He's got his skull cap, high leg boots, a white shirt with a ruffled collar and cuffs, a vest and an accordion. He's playing us the Free Credit Report song!

Ms. Storey is talking about her hairy legs and how it feels cool when the wind blows her winter coat. Ugh! It does'nt bother me though.
If you don't believe me lisa can confirm my story.

On a Much lighter note, Taylor is skinny. He's so skinny he makes me look like jason and jason look like jason with his shirt off. That wasn't a lighter note at all. Im a Mean person. I make everyone around me Upset.
My Sins are going to take me straight to hell! If y'all tried to murder me i wouldn't be upset i deserve it.(I'd be Pissed)

If you haven't noticed i cant stay on a subject for long ive already gone through three of them.
next subject: The holocaust

Have you ever tried to combine names of tragic events with the word holocaust? I have here's a few

Hindenburg+Holo....Shit! Ms storey go away!!!
Storey: John, What is that?(pause)
John: My Research paper.(lie)
Storey: Why are you in notepad?
John: I dont have MS word at home so I have to use notepad.(Also a lie)
Pirate Guy:(plays Won't You Be My Darlin' on his accordion.)
Storey: Riley put the accordion up!(she leaves)


Ok she's gone! with her bear legs

OK back to the holocaust thing:
Hindenburg+Holocaust= Hindencaust
Titanic+Holocaust= Titanicaust
Hiroshima+Holocaust= Hiroshicaust
Irish potato famine+Holocaust = Potatocaust?
I hope none of you are jewish.

Now I'm in Digital Graphics. LOL I can get away with anything in school!
I hate mac computers Even though they are generally faster than PC's.
I should be working right now but Ms. Luther aint Here. I would propose a high five but the only people in this class who would oblige me are Aftab and Martin, and I don't want their weird hands on me. Just kidding Aftab is pretty cool he like's to skateboard.

I think This is my longest blog ever and Im still in school. Ima find Pictures!(Also a lie I dont want to find pictures)

Laser Cats!

Ha! the title got you interested,
I've devised many ways to murder our beloved Taylor it would be so easy. Look at the guy he would snap like a tooth pick. Killing him would be like a fight with Martin Bruner; No Contest!
Taylor is such a bastard, pathetic excuse for a human being. But he's mah friend I wuv him I'm just saying that if he needed killing It would'nt be too hard.

I really couldnt kill anybody, Im just a coward. I can't help but fear for my life upon the sight of monarch butterflies. This one time at the theater I went into anaphaltic shock when I saw John Travolta in a fatsuit in Hairspray. I'm just a puss factory. Im scared of Jason, he's so amazing.!!!
-These are all lies. Even the part about jason being amazing.

Thought of thy day: Techno Viking!!!

Music

I want that little Ipod thing taylor has on his blog, But my music might scare the away friends im trying to make. Im blogging about music right now. Im into that hard rock shit with bands like Avenged Sevenfold, Godsmack, Disturbed, and Breaking Benjamin. I hate screamo though, who the fuck decided that screaming into the mic would be a good idea? For that matter why did the audience like it? I'll never understand some people. I'ts almost as bad as rap. I despise rap music
, if u could call it music. It's rap is actually an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry(exceptEminem)

Techno-its music for robots (and jason) its great though with the catchy rubber band sounds and beeps and boops tied in with a heavy bass. it just makes you feel happy, like crystal meth. It makes it seem as though robots ruling the earth isnt a bad thing.

Thought of the day: Does anyone else hate it when people play their music louder than they should so you will think they're cool?

Happy Easter!

It's good to know that god brought Jesus back from the dead to love everyone(except Alec)

I just woke up from a four hour nap to a wonderful Easter dinner, and a ton of Brewer homework, To hell with precal

Depression

being bipolar sucks i just got severely depressed cuz I cant connect to xbox live. What the fuck is wrong with me? One hour ago I was just dandy and now im blogging about my depression to you people (yeah i said "you people") so i dont go on a hooker killing rampage. Like seriously I come home thinkin' im going to play call of duty 4, maybe pwn sum nwbs so i turn on my xbox and bam ERROR! cant connect to xbox live.

we just switched from comcast to AT&T(infinity times bettr) but it wont work if u dont have a good connection. My family is poor! so we cant afford a decent 50 ft ethernet cable. So I has to run two 25ft ones connected by some faulty adapter thing running through my attic. while all them rich folks has their advaced wireless adapters for their 360's, why can't i be one of those wonderful people.

Emotions

I kinda haven't been blogging at all. I don't have time for this I'm too busy doing cool guy. . . I mean awesome man stuff. If I took blogging seriously it would'nt be to pour out my emotions and problems.

You're supposed to hold you're feelings inside the back of your mind until the mental barriers holding back those feelings collapse and you snap and go on a secret rampage and start picking up hookers and brutally murdering them and then dumping their bodies in the same place and then the police get a report from some guy who was taking a stroll and found the stash of dead hookers in various states of decay and then the CSI people find ur semen and put it in thier semen data base and it matches to you and they track you to a trashy motel where they catch you in the act and your like "Oh noes you got the wrong man" but they're like TAZER!!!. . . and you're like "Oww! Fuck!!" and you roll on the ground and they hit you with a tranquilizer because you're a fuckin' animal!! and the prostitute is like "holy shit" and then they tazer her too because prostitutes are bad whores! and it's also illegal in the state of Texas and then you wake up and you look around and see bars and relize that you're strapped down getting lethal injection but the guy who was supposed to fill the needles with poison accidentally filled them with steroids and you get super strength and break the restrints like wet noodles cuz you dont need them you're a fucking beast now look at you, you just broke out of prison with you're bare hands!!!
but oh noes the 6,000 cc's of pure anabolic steroids has made your heart explode you're dead,
Th3y taught y0u how to ki11 bu7 not how to 1ov3. . .And that's how you make a run on sentence.

ooh my illegally downloaded torrents just finished I now has Guns n' Roses Chinese Democracy album and Incredibad!!! all for free and if you tell the government i'll fuck u up!

Thought of the Day: I super hope my parents never ever read my blog. (Worried face)

Why I Do This?

Peer pressure is the driving force behind this blog. I'm not doing this to share my thoughts, but to avoid the merciless ridicule i will be subjected to if i do not. : (
-And yes Awesome Man Shenanigans is a play on "Cool Guy Adventures".