Operation B.E.D.A: Day 1

Wow, I can't believe this blog is already a year old. It seems like just yesterday I was awkwardly befriending you people. Now I am a grown ass college man with a neglected blog child.
Blogging is dead to pretty much all of you so i'm not going to post more than a few sentences each day.
I went to Nobi with Toolor today and it was good. It's like subway but for Asians who eat healthy. I had some kinda pork samich with eggrolls and the best iced coffee i have ever tasted. Next time everyone comes down we should go there.

The great war

Jason was a good friend of mine. We served in nam together. I remember pulling him out of that trench on Omaha beach while the Chinese were shooting at us. That was our finest hour. Now he's gone.

El Dallas del fun time

The Dallas Adventure was a successful endeavor. I learned much about the people with whom I "hang". I learned that apples pent up anger goes much deeper than once thought. I learned that chelsea is real and Alec really does get his wiener wet. I also learned that Jason is cool to be around for long periods of time.
Sometimes he wants to be touched and sometimes he doesn't. I learned that hotels are evil, nerf wars are fun, Maturity and sophistication are overrated. I learned that Shadowlan sucks, I learned that eating out gets expensive but can be worth it, that you know your close to friends when you can threaten them with buttsex and it's all cool.

I want to do this at least once a year.

The internet Is a porn machine!

I will turn this blog into a disgrace if i don't get a comment i will slander all you bitches!

Boner

I have a Big veiny elongated rock-hard Boner.

since nobody takes blogger seriously i can do this right?

Bleh!

Why dont we just quit bloggin altogether and just use the stupid forum. Posts are few and far between and the ones we do make suck!

Taylor kills animals, Mecilessly

Ever fell like life has a death grip on your testicles?