Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Taylor kills animals, Mecilessly

Ever fell like life has a death grip on your testicles?

Saturday, September 26, 2009

When I pee it Rains, Ferociously!

I finally have a car but now I have to move into my grandpa's place. There's no internet there, or tv, or anything. Which poses the question how will I access blackboard? I bet Andrew Chester will let me use his internet, shower, toilet, beds, kithcen, etc.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Perfect

I still feel a bit shaken from the manager getting after me. I should have been expecting him. I should have had a witty excuse prepared. I was supposed to be perfect! What is happening to me?
But No he catches me completely off guard. I cant live with it. I should have been ready but stumbled , turned into a frightened child in front of a man who was mad with grocery store mangement power. I could not make eye contact my speech was slurred. I was lost.

Why Do I Hold on to these things. The Scientists programmed me to be ready for anything! What went wrong?

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Shut up Manager!

I was at my "cool" job today and there were only two sackers there. Me and this retarded guy who's name i do not care to remember. The certain retarded somebody has allergies to good weather so he went home leaving me to do the work of no less than three grinches. I asked the floor sup what she wanted me to do. She says go out to lot. I say fuck yeah and do it. After I gathered about 70 baskets i realized that i had done more in 45 minutes than that fuckin tard could do in two hours. So decide to give myself an unofficial brake. I sit down next to the chick who was doing sanitation on the bench outside and we talked. THEN the manager Jason Asshole face comes out and asks Are you on break. And I say no(Im thinking oh Shit) He says "theres customers bagging their own groceries" . I say . . .Uhh Im sorry ill get back to work( I think if people buy a shit load of food and save a shit load of money bagging service shouldnt be included).
Then Jason says I would send you home but im shorthanded. I say I wont let it happen again.
(I tried to play it off smooth but that didnt work This was one of the most awkward moments i have ever experienced). Im pretty sure he would'nt have done it anyway because, Its not healthy for a company to fire its most competent people.

Anyway this is what my face was like: O_O

I almost forgot to Add that i am in fact moving out. I dont know if I will have Internet. I will probably end up getting getting a cell and tethering so i can communicate. I dont know if this is for sure but It's about 80%.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

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Blogging is so boring now. All I have to talk about is depressing shit and I imagine that you guys don't wanna hear about my problems.

I'm gonna scan all the artwork from my kyle album and post it. . .maybe . .Probably not for awhile.

i just imagined snake baby eating normal babies. infamous lil bastard haunts me in the brain. . . He Broadcasts his nightmares from india and our delicate american minds can't handle it.

I cant sleep. will not sleep. until, he is silenced. it is inevitable. we will perish if snake baby doesnt.
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