I am, MS paint god!

Oh yes I did!

Notice!

Blue mountain dew game fuel turned my shit blue!

I was perplexed as i stared into the the toilet trying not to laugh!

I would post a picture but I already flushed it cuz I was frightened to my very core!

Dreamcrusher!!!

IM ON TOP HOMEY!!! ...fer now

Where's Maria?

I cant keep staying up till 5:00 playing Gears. It's fun but my internal clock is more messed up than the way I think. I am wide awake right now at 6:30 am but this afternoon Im' probably going to walk around in a half-awake stupor where everything seems funny.

Ive compiled a list of things that you people and alec need to get done.

Jason, fix ur internet

Alec, Get gears of war

Kyle, Get on xbox live before midnight

Taylor, . . .Clean ur room

I am really bored, I need sedatives, now!