Friday, April 17, 2009

This is the greatest freakin' day ever!
Today we have laptops in Ms. storey's class! So Im writing a post...In MS note pad
Appearently it's dress-up-and-act-like-a-pirate-day and no one told me. This one kid in my class is completely decked out. He's got his skull cap, high leg boots, a white shirt with a ruffled collar and cuffs, a vest and an accordion. He's playing us the Free Credit Report song!

Ms. Storey is talking about her hairy legs and how it feels cool when the wind blows her winter coat. Ugh! It does'nt bother me though.
If you don't believe me lisa can confirm my story.

On a Much lighter note, Taylor is skinny. He's so skinny he makes me look like jason and jason look like jason with his shirt off. That wasn't a lighter note at all. Im a Mean person. I make everyone around me Upset.
My Sins are going to take me straight to hell! If y'all tried to murder me i wouldn't be upset i deserve it.(I'd be Pissed)

If you haven't noticed i cant stay on a subject for long ive already gone through three of them.
next subject: The holocaust

Have you ever tried to combine names of tragic events with the word holocaust? I have here's a few

Hindenburg+Holo....Shit! Ms storey go away!!!
Storey: John, What is that?(pause)
John: My Research paper.(lie)
Storey: Why are you in notepad?
John: I dont have MS word at home so I have to use notepad.(Also a lie)
Pirate Guy:(plays Won't You Be My Darlin' on his accordion.)
Storey: Riley put the accordion up!(she leaves)


Ok she's gone! with her bear legs

OK back to the holocaust thing:
Hindenburg+Holocaust= Hindencaust
Titanic+Holocaust= Titanicaust
Hiroshima+Holocaust= Hiroshicaust
Irish potato famine+Holocaust = Potatocaust?
I hope none of you are jewish.

Now I'm in Digital Graphics. LOL I can get away with anything in school!
I hate mac computers Even though they are generally faster than PC's.
I should be working right now but Ms. Luther aint Here. I would propose a high five but the only people in this class who would oblige me are Aftab and Martin, and I don't want their weird hands on me. Just kidding Aftab is pretty cool he like's to skateboard.

I think This is my longest blog ever and Im still in school. Ima find Pictures!(Also a lie I dont want to find pictures)

3 comments:

  1. Hey cutie, hows it going? Im watching you as you read this. Do you want to fuck? Do you? I will meet you in the back of the house in like 45 minutes. wait. no 5.

    fuck

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  2. "On a Much lighter note, Taylor is skinny. He's so skinny he makes me look like jason and jason look like jason with his shirt off. That wasn't a lighter note at all."

    Good stuff...

    Imma follow your blog there guy!

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