I still feel a bit shaken from the manager getting after me. I should have been expecting him. I should have had a witty excuse prepared. I was supposed to be perfect! What is happening to me?
But No he catches me completely off guard. I cant live with it. I should have been ready but stumbled , turned into a frightened child in front of a man who was mad with grocery store mangement power. I could not make eye contact my speech was slurred. I was lost.
Why Do I Hold on to these things. The Scientists programmed me to be ready for anything! What went wrong?
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So this one time, I saw John take his head off. But I didn't think of anything at the time...
ReplyDeleteNow that you say something kyle, I did notice something to. I went to talk to him one day and I went 'Hey John hows it going' and he replies 'Hey John hows it going' in my exact same voice. but i didnt think anything at the time...
ReplyDeleteKyle-bot and I will destroy humanity except for two. Than I will repopulate the earth with robot furries.
ReplyDeletenot acceptable
ReplyDeleteOk Then I will Biologically engineer real Furries and make kyle-bot do reproductive protocols on them. while I film it and Broadcast it Across the universe!
ReplyDeleteone again, why do I need to say this? You can't make furries, because the Asian in Kyle-bot will try to cook them in a wok. That's torture. Very illegal.
ReplyDeleteHmm yes maybe i should just make normal robots.
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